QUEEN (published 6 July 2002)
Yet another remix of punk classic God Save the Queen has been unleashed on an unsuspecting public. This time the lyrics have been misheard in an incredibly stupidistic fashion.
(published 6 July 2002)
How it all began
Historians rummaging through the archives of time have uncovered never before seen footage revealing the history of the internet:
NEW 007 UNFURLED
(published 13 July 2002)
"Mind the Corrs!"
The new James Bond movie has been revealed with some dramatic casting changes.
NEW HAIRDO (published 13 July 2002)
Opening for smart thatch
In her continuing attempts to get closer to 'the people', the queen this week announced she would be opening more haircuts instead of the usual ships and plaques and stuff:
CATCH (published 20 July 2002)
Captured on film - the latest on the War Against Tory - Ted Heath enacts his revenge.
Adam Ant is also believed to be an accomplice in this marvellously wanton act of vandalism:
BACK (published 20 July 2002)
Prince Punched in Pus
An over-inflated clown formerly known as Prince received his come-uppance yesterday as the resident of an ugly building bashed him on the bonce.
TOY SHOCKER (published 27 July 2002)
Angry parents are up in arms, legs and goodness knows what else following the unveiling of the latest Barbie range.
GUINEA PIG BITES
BOY (published 27 July 2002)
Vicious beast mauls child.
Contrary to popular belief, guinea pigs are in fact vicious little monsters ready to pounce on the slightest whim. Be warned, kids. We have proof: