Killer poet still on loose
The bizarre killing spree of the serial poetry killer,
who chooses the method or place of slaughter by rhyming,
a decapitated body was discovered in a council garden
patch presumably to generate the above headline.
gruesome murderer's preoccupation with verse first
came to light when his first victim's body was found
at the bottom of the Thames weighed down by several
volumes of a Nineteenth century poet's work. This
prompted the headline, Browning Drowning.
followed the crunching Girder Murder, evil dentistry
with Filling Killing, the ironic Hugging Mugging,
nauseating Copper Chopper and Inland Revenue revenge
slaying, Taxing Axing.
notorious Woking Choking and Tooting shooting followed
by looting was then surpassed by the beheading with
bedding at a Wedding in Reading.
sheer horror of the thigh slapping knee-capping and
angling strangling was then superceded by the failed
attempt to move into showbiz rhyming death by hanging
far, the police are stumped by the rhymster's antics
but a spokesperson said:
'We're not about to sum up this investiagation with
a cheap gag, you slag.'