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CUTE ANIMAL STORY
Terrier finds cure for cancer

Chirpy the Yorkshire Terrier looks like any other cute little ball of puppy fluff, but it has been revealed that this dogged doggy has in fact found a cure for cancer.

Mrs Tidgemore-Smythe, Chirpy's proud owner, gushed:

'Chirpy has always expressed an interest in medical research. When he was a tiny pup, he stumbled upon an antidote for Human sniffing - that annoying habit people have when waiting for a bus. Much like jingling change in their pockets, the irradication of which is Chirpy's next project.'

When asked for evidence of Chirpy's remarkable genius, Mrs Tidgemore-Smythe made an excuse and left.

 

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