Still awaiting news
the ridiculous antics of Soapy Soutar,his chum Cardinal
Loser, and indeed a great deal of the Scottish populace
it is decided to unleash upon the world a new mighty
organ dedicated to exposing the hypocrisy and bigotry
inherent in our nation and spreading the word of all
that is humane and good and stuff around the globe.
decision is put on hold however as nobody can be arsed.
So instead The Daily Reckless is conceived
and an unsuspecting public holds its breath until
the first edition is unleashed in a blaze of publicity
(yellow post-it note stuck to the window of The Mermaid
chippy down Leith Walk).
so it was that the first edition appeared in March.
Now click here and get on with