Neanderthal remains in Pilton
skeleton of a prehistoric man was discovered underneath
the floorboards of a flat in Pilton yesterday.
of those excitable scientist chappies in a white coat
exclaimed: 'This truly a remarkable discovery. Why
these bones must be at least 100,000 years old!'
asked to explain the Kappa gear clothing the remains,
the scientist just mumbled something about spoiling
his fun and left the building.
are treating the case as auspicious.