DECLARED OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF TEENAGERS
Adolescent mutterings encouraged
In a radical piece of legislation passed through Parliament
today, teenagers are being handed the right to mumble
as they please.
for this downtrodden section of society have long
campaigned for the language of Mumbelese to be officially
campaign has consistently argued that youngsters'
natural aversion to consonants and complex sentences
uttered in a clear concise manner should not be punished.
spokesman for the campaign stated, 'This is a victory
for the inalienable right of every articulately challenged
young adult in the land.'
teenager said: 'Duh!'