leaders flung up their robes in horror this week at
the depiction of their superhero Jesus H Christmas
turning his water into wine.
picture (above) was deemed sacrilegious, blasphemous
and bloody rude by god botherers across the land and
humourless bigots in general.
asked to comment on the publication of the heinous
item in question, Daily Reckless proprietor, Meg Lomania,
commented, "I'm thirsty. Out my way, the bar
shuts in half an hour."