Squiffy birds higher than you think
dropping from the sky have been found to contain large
amounts of cannabis resin in their systems.
evidence has come to light which suggests that tourists
at Trafalgar Square are giving the birds a spliff
in order to observe their comical antics thereafter.
Animal Liberation Front announced it was setting up
rehab clinics for pigeons who might develop a serious
habit. It outlined the nightmare scenario of flocks
of junkie birds demanding narcotics with menaces from
innocent passers-by and that.
public awareness campaigns are being hastily constructed
in order to wean the flappers from the weed with the
message, Just Say Noah Sent You.
are treating the case as Mauritius.