MAY LOSE SCARE
Football fans across Scotland were stunned to hear
today that there is actually a minute statistical
probability that Rangers may occasionally lose a game.
on this bizarre mathematical phenomenon
brainy bird,Carol Vorderman, said:
right. When the moon is in its third lunar cycle on
the fourth Tuesday of every second October per millennium,
there is a slight chance that Rangers may not win.'
news was greeted with scepticism by the Rangers board