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SPORT published 12.02am

HEN PROMOTES EAST FIFE
And about time too


The new first minister, Henrik McLeish has declared that East Fife should henceforth and forthwith be immediately promoted to the top of the Scottish Premier League.

The Daily Reckless welcomes the news as it will mean that at last the Teddy Bears will be able to beat somebody again (hopefully). Other teams such as Celtic and Hibs have been given preferential treatment for far too long now.

It is hoped that such teams will be given a lesson by being demoted to the Cumbernauld under twelves Sunday League.

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