HEADLINES PREY ON GULLIBLE
Press Complaints piffle
the Press Complaints Commission is getting a lot of
grief from irate punters about misleading headlines.
Honest to God, have these saddos nothing else to do
with their pathetic little lives.
seems the Reckless amongst others has been
accused of deliberately talking down to its readership
and behaving in a generally arrogant manner.
say, 'Bollocks!' If these moaning minnies would leave
us to get on with our job of telling it like it is
to the minions on the street, then the world would
be a better place.
an attempt to let the complainants know of our sincere
stance the Reckless has obtained the database
containing each whingers name and address.
is to be hoped that complaints may dwindle once we
come round and pan their windaes.