The only thing that'll make them see sense
you remember this Mott the Hoople anthem where violins
(geddit?) were wittily deployed, from the 1973 album
Mott you may be in need of therapy.
you may feel compelled to drag out the old LP and
twist again to gems such as 'All the Way from Memphis',
'Honaloochie Boogie', and, of course, the classic,
'I Wish I Was Your Mother'
now from all discerning record shops nowhere near
are treating this case as hopeless.