RANGERS AIM TO KEEP WINNING
Top football team have a plan

The manager of Rangers football club, whose name escapes me for the moment but I'm sure he's really important and terribly interesting and influential, today announced that his team aim to keep winning loads of games.

The shock strategy comes on the heels of the team's latest closely fought battle with Queen of the South who they beat 700 nil.

Anyway, this manager bloke (is it Avocado?) denied that his team's domination of the Scottish game was in any way boring.

'Nothing in Football eez predictable' he said (Aardvaark?). Then he said lots of other stuff which I couldn't be bothered writing down as it was very very.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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