RANGERS MAY LOSE SCARE
Bloody Hell!

Football fans across Scotland were stunned to hear today that there is actually a minute statistical probability that Rangers may occasionally lose a game.

Commenting on this bizarre mathematical phenomenon brainy bird,Carol Vorderman, said:

'That's right. When the moon is in its third lunar cycle on the fourth Tuesday of every second October per millennium, there is a slight chance that Rangers may not win.'

The news was greeted with scepticism by the Rangers board who said:

'Duh.'

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