REVOLUTION IN THE OFFING
Plans to overthrow the capitalist state should swing
into action by next week.
activists, radical anarchists, screaming socialists
and national arsonists have all clubbed together to
buy fire bombs, stink bombs, cherry bombs and Billy
bombs in order to create chaos across the land at
about 10.30 next Wednesday morning.
secret plans by the self-styled Mel Gibson View of
Scottishness Army were leaked to the Reckless
by a former disgruntled member.
decided to expose them because I couldn't stomach
their extremist views any longer, by the way,' he
final straw was their policy on STV which basically
involved 24 hour Braveheart re-runs interspersed
with an extended Scotland Today and several
cries of 'Freeeeeedum! Ya Bass.'