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NEWS published
12.02am
IT'S
ALL GOD'S FAULT
We might have known
Conclusive
proof that God is to blame for all the ills of this
world has emerged.
In
a dramatic statement yesterday, Cardinal Losing of
the Church of the Poisoned Mind declared:
'Yes,
yes, yes. What's the big deal? God created this world
and he must carry the can for the awful way things
have panned out and that by the way. Have you got
a problem with that?'
When
asked if he expected to gain admittance to Heaven
after such an outburst, Cardinal Losing burst into
a fit of giggles and had to be physically escorted
from the building.
Psychiatrists
are treating the case as propitious.
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