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TABLOID HEADLINES PREY ON GULLIBLE
Press Complaints piffle


Apparently the Press Complaints Commission is getting a lot of grief from irate punters about misleading headlines. Honest to God, have these saddos nothing else to do with their pathetic little lives.

It seems the Reckless amongst others has been accused of deliberately talking down to its readership and behaving in a generally arrogant manner.

We say, 'Bollocks!' If these moaning minnies would leave us to get on with our job of telling it like it is to the minions on the street, then the world would be a better place.

In an attempt to let the complainants know of our sincere stance the Reckless has obtained the database containing each whingers name and address.

It is to be hoped that complaints may dwindle once we come round and pan their windaes.

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