NEWS published
12.02am
CUTE
ANIMAL STORY
Terrier finds cure for cancer
Chirpy
the Yorkshire Terrier looks like any other cute little
ball of puppy fluff, but it has been revealed that
this dogged doggy has in fact found a cure for cancer.
Mrs
Tidgemore-Smythe, Chirpy's proud owner, gushed:
'Chirpy
has always expressed an interest in medical research.
When he was a tiny pup, he stumbled upon an antidote
for Human sniffing - that annoying habit people have
when waiting for a bus. Much like jingling change
in their pockets, the irradication of which is Chirpy's
next project.'
When
asked for evidence of Chirpy's remarkable genius,
Mrs Tidgemore-Smythe made an excuse and left.
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