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NEWS published
12.02am
TOLERANCE
ABOLISHED
Government get tough (a bit)
The
government has decreed that it will no longer tolerate
tolerance - so there.
Tony
Blur made the shock announcement in the House of Commons
yesterday to cries of, 'Shame!', 'Boo!' and 'Where
the hell am I?'
From
now on, said the Blurred one, no-one gets away with
anything unless I tell them it's OK.
When
asked if he could be more specific, Tony rallied beautifully
while adopting Chandler from Friends' voice saying:
'Could
I be more specific?'
Thunderous
applause broke out throughout the chamber and indeed
across the land. The guy is that good.
Political
pundits are treating the case as fictitious.
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