2004 PUT ON HOLD
We're not ready yet - haud the bus!

Having only just recovered from the monumental era shattering millennium thang, punters scared there may be another momentous time shift looming are becoming calendarically fatigued it seems.

In order to counteract the public's increasing ennui vis a vis the je ne sais quois (enough with the froggie allusions already - Ed) the government (you remember them) has decided to do something.

This is it, right - don't laugh - they're going to postpone 2004. Well, what's wrong with that like? You got a problem with that? This government kens what it's doing all right? Step outside if you don't agree, big man, alright?

We here at the Reckless are heartily sick of people bad-mouthing this wunnerful government of ours, so bugger off you whinging, whining numpties. Come on then, eh, eh , eh?

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