NEWS published
12.02am
NOW
THAT WE'VE FOUND LOVE
What are we going to do with it?
A
package containing lurve has been handed in to the
Reckless offices. It is understood to have
been left by a distraught Conservative MSP who could
find no use for it.
If
anyone out there could do with some love in their
life then they are quite welcome to come and pick
it up cos we don't want it thank you very much.
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