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NEWS published
12.02am
PEOPLE
POOR SHOCK
Lack of money blamed
It
has been discovered that there are loads of poor people
all over the place.
The
shock news came as government ministers and advisers
were preparing for their daily slap-up twelve course
banquet at the House of Commons.
A
spokesperson for the Department of Cash said, 'The
government has never denied that there is a tiny minority
of citizens in this wunnerful country of ours who
may, on occasion, be slightly financially challenged.
'The
blame for this clearly lies with the governor of the
Bank of England who should of course be handing out
great wads of moola to the masses. Now go away and
let me enjoy my broiled swan.'
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