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NEWS published
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EAT
FOOD
Latest health advice
The
government yesterday unleashed its latest plans to
keep the nation healthy - eat food.
Along
with drinking liquids and breathing air, these are
now the three main planks of the government's radical
new health initiative launched in an effort to try
and cut back on all those ill people cluttering up
the hospitals.
A
healthy government minister said, 'These fundamental
policies should ensure that every man, woman and sprog
in this wunnerful land of ours will become very fit
and healthy and that.'
When
quizzed about the government's policy on Bridies the
minister refused to comment.
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