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NEWS published
12.02am
THE
END IS NIGH
Yes, it's true - ah well, never mind, eh?
A
top scientist has discovered that we only have sixteen
days to live.
Oh
well, never mind, eh?
We're
all going down the pub. I don't know about you lot,
but we've never really cared about you anyway to tell
you the truth. So, see ya!
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