NEWS published 12.02am

MISSING LINK FOUND
Neanderthal remains in Pilton


The skeleton of a prehistoric man was discovered underneath the floorboards of a flat in Pilton yesterday.

One of those excitable scientist chappies in a white coat exclaimed: 'This truly a remarkable discovery. Why these bones must be at least 100,000 years old!'

When asked to explain the Kappa gear clothing the remains, the scientist just mumbled something about spoiling his fun and left the building.

Police are treating the case as auspicious.

 

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