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NEWS published
12.02am
SATIRICAL
NEWS STORIES BEGIN TO LOSE BITE
I never wanted to do this anyway
You
know, you get to a stage in your life when you think,
There's something missing. And when that something
turns out to be a life, it's time to stop and take
stock.
This
is where alcohol comes in handy. It tends to tell
you things about yourself you never knew existed,
such as, I don't need no education, I don't need no
thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom
- Hey teacher, leave those kids alone!
And
then you realise you've fallen asleep and that stupid
hippy next door is playing his duff old records too
loud.
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