NEWS published
12.02am
DRUGS
BARONS' NOBILITY QUESTIONED
Punters confused
It
emerged from figures and statistics and big numbers
yesterday that several people are unable to understand
how drugs barons acquired their royal status.
A
posh bloke from Who's Who, explained: 'Are you extracting
the Michael my good fellow?'
It
would appear therefore that some people are born Royal,
some attain Royalness and others have Royality
thrust upon them along with great bags of smack.
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